"Side note rhetorical question: Why does the Devil only seem to inhabit the very young or old? In other words, weak people? Why wouldn’t the Devil inhabit the body of Arnold Schwarzenegger or someone like that? Then he could not only tear the heads off of his enemies in true “Hulk” style but also pass legislation outlawing crosses and holy water, or whatever it is that makes the Devil scared. Holy water, right? Isn’t that what turns the Devil into a shaking, quivering mess, retreating in the corner while pissing himself in fear? That’s what religion teaches you, yes? Why would anybody in their right mind be scared of such an ineffective Devil?"
— David Cross on the topic of the devil in his book of laughs, I Drink For A Reason.
